Friday, June 24, 2005

"TEP"


The Execrable* Project


In a certain school in a certain part of the famous Singapore, The Execrable Project aka TEP terror students from all over the school.


People were kept imprisoned daily 8.30am to 6.00pm (not a minute less) in large frosting chamber. Forced to stare meaninglessly at bright meaninless screen, slowly damaging the eye and aching the brain. How sad is that ?


Though it is a wonderful place where everyone gets to meet amazing people, it is also a place where eveyone meet horrible people. People infected with spider diseases are topping the " you pissed me off" chart (please refer to
www.siaoeh-kuku.blogspot.com for more gruesome details of the disease). SA aka Situation Awareness also flows freely among the population (please refer to www.contradictoryparadoxes.blogspot.com for aweful facts about SA). As you may have guessed, SA is currently very popular on the "you pissed me off chart" ranking no. 2 following the spider disease very very closely on the chart. I shall go through the chart no more........


Horror tales about The Execrable Project generates by the hour. It's would be almost uncountable after one has complete the project. A surprisingly large number of students had survived the period of the project (this proves how strong we young singaporeans are!) however most leave with unforgettable memories. I would let your imagination decides what those memories are like and what it had done to people. :)


This is the end of my review about the legendary The Execrable Project. Bless all who survived.



*for those who are not sure about the meaning of execrable, it means abhorrent, atrocious, awful, base, beastly, contemptible, cursed, deplorable, despicable, detestable, disgusting, execrable, foul, grim, hairy, hateful, heinous, hellish, horrible, loathsome, lousy, nasty, nauseating, obnoxious, odious, offensive, repellent, reprehensible, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rotten, sleazeball, stinking, terrible, very bad, vile, wretched... there's alot more actually.
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Note: DO NOT mistaken someone with spider disease to be Spider-Man! Or Spidey would be there to haunt you >:p

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

My 8th Post - How's Life ?

Hello... Hello! Hello! Ladies and gentlemen I am finally back! Due to "popular" demand I have no options but to post...again! For all those loyal fans of mine out there I would like to apologise for the very long eager wait!... am I talking to myself ?


Dear Friend(s),

How's life? Good ? Bad ? Not so good/bad ? Whatever it is, we are all still living a life. Come on dude, it doesn't matter if you are having a good/bad life. You just gotta be upbeat about your life and stay cool (alternative would be to stay cute). Omg... why am i saying all these? Anyway just wanna say hi to you, wish you all a good year and a good life :) cheers

Yours Sincerely,
Ban
PS: "If you can't change your fate, change your attitude"
(forgotten motto of ytss 3e5 2002)

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Enjoy

Laugh Out Loud


There are 13 items hidden in this room in order to let you get out of this room
If you found: 0-6 items, your IQ is very low, total idiot
6-8 items, Low IQ, u r an idoit
9-10 items, u r normal
11-12 items, your IQ is high, above the average.
13 items and escaped from the room, there are less than 4000 people in the world can do it.


Learn the way of the Farm here (for starwars fan):

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Find the Man

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Think

I was browsing through my secondary notes the other day (no! not because i am very free, it's because i am really bored urm.. actually it's a little of both)and I came across an interesting handout. It was a handout given by my dear principal Mr. Tan Teck Hock during one of his numurous motivational talk. I would like to share this short little passage. :)

Think About It


AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN
FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS
From There's a Hole in My Sidewalk
by Portia Nelson

I
I walk down the street.
There's a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault
It takes forever to find a way out.

II
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend i don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place.
But, it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.

III
I walk down the same street.
There's a big hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in. It's habit.
My eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It's my fault. I get out immediately.

IV
I walk down the same street.
There's a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.

V
I walk down another street